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PUMPKIN

PUMPKIN:

A woman was asked by a coworker, “What is it like to be a Christian?” The coworker replied, “Well, it’s like being a pumpkin.

God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then he cuts off the top of your head and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., then carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.”

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An atheist on another list commented on the above with “I find the part about brain removal to be quite accurate and appropriate.”

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