A little boy was riding the city bus alone one day. “If my mommy was a mommy giraffe and my daddy was a daddy giraffe then I’d be a baby giraffe!” said the little boy.
Losing his concentration, the bus driver said “Kid, can you please be quiet?” The little boy said,”If my mommy was a mommy lion and my daddy was a daddy lion, then Id be a baby lion!”
Very annoyed, the bus driver said, “Kid, SHUT UP!” The little boy said, “If my mommy was a mommy bird and my daddy was a daddy bird then I’d be a baby bird.”
With all his patience lost the bus driver yelled, “I’ve had it with you! How about this kid? What if your mommy was a moron and your daddy was an idiot? Huh, kid? Then what?”
The little boy thought for a moment and replied, “Then I’d be a bus driver!”
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