A little boy was riding the city bus alone one day. "If my mommy was a mommy giraffe and my daddy was a daddy giraffe then I'd be a baby giraffe!" said the little boy.

Losing his concentration, the bus driver said "Kid, can you please be quiet?" The little boy said,"If my mommy was a mommy lion and my daddy was a daddy lion, then Id be a baby lion!"

Very annoyed, the bus driver said, "Kid, SHUT UP!" The little boy said, "If my mommy was a mommy bird and my daddy was a daddy bird then I'd be a baby bird."

With all his patience lost the bus driver yelled, "I've had it with you! How about this kid? What if your mommy was a moron and your daddy was an idiot? Huh, kid? Then what?"

The little boy thought for a moment and replied, "Then I'd be a bus driver!"