A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting Flies” he responded.
“Oh!, Killing any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males and 2 females”, he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on TV remote and 2 were on the phone.”
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