Funny remarks!

“I’m going fishing.” Really means: “I’m going to stand by a

stream with a stick in my hand all day, while the fish swim

by in complete safety.” “It’s a guy thing.”Really means:

“There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and

you have no chance at all of making it logical.” “Can I help

with dinner?”Really means: “Why isn’t it already on the

table?” “Uh-huh.” “Sure, honey.” “Yes, dear.”Really means:

Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response. “It would

take too long to explain.”Really means: “I have no idea how

it works.” “We’re going to be late.”Really means: “Now I have

a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.” “Take a break,

honey, you’re working too hard.” Really means: “I can’t hear

the game over the vacuum cleaner.” “That’s interesting,

dear.”Really means: “Are you still talking?” “Hey, I’ve got

my reasons for what I’m doing.”Really means: “And I sure hope

I think of some pretty soon.” “I can’t find it.”Really means:

“It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely

clueless.” “You know I could never love anyone else.”Really

means: “I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it

could be worse.” “You look terrific.”Really means: “Please

don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving.” “I’m not lost.

I know exactly where we are.”Really means: “No one will ever

see us alive again.”

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