GOD HAS MADE ME LAUGH, AND ALL WHO HEAR WILL LAUGH WITH ME. ( GENESIS 21:6 *NKJV )

It is said that laughter is the best medicine. So today we shall share a laugh or two, for after all, our Heavenly Father has a sense of humor and; HE WHO SITS IN THE HEAVENS SHALL LAUGH. ( PSALM 2:4 )

So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the Bloopers actually found in Church Bulletins!

*The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

*The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

*Evening massage – 6 p.m.

*The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

*The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

*Ushers will eat latecomers

*For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

*The Rev. Meriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

*Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

*Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”

*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

*Today’s Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? With hymns from a full choir.

*Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

*Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.

*The 2003 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10th and 11th.

*Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

*8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

*The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”

*The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

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