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Numbers

1.. “The stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death.” 1:51

Deuteronomy

1.. If your brother, son, daughter, wife, or friend tries to get you

to worship another god, “thou shalt surely kill him, thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death.” 13:6-10

2.. Kill everyone who has religious beliefs that are different from your own. 17:2-7

Psalms

1.. Praise God for the creative ways that he kills people: by drowning, earth-swallowing, and burning. 106:11-19

2.. Praise God for slaughtering kings, nations, and little babies. 135:8, 10

3.. Happiness is smashing your little children against the rocks. 137:9

4.. Hate people with a “perfect hatred.” 139:19-22

Proverbs

1.. Beat your children hard and often. Don’t worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn’t going to kill them. And even if they do die, they’ll be better off. They’ll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them. 23:13-14

2.. Whip horses, bridle asses, and strike the backs of foolish people with rods. 26:3

3.. Beat your employees (slaves), as though they were your children.

29:19

Matthew

1.. Jesus recommends that to avoid sin we cut off our hands and pluck out our eyes. This advice is given immediately after he says that anyone who looks with lust at any women commits adultery. 5:29-30

2.. Jesus advises his followers to mutilate themselves by cutting off their hands and plucking out their eyes. He says it’s better to be

“maimed” than to suffer “everlasting fire.” 18:8-9

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