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Christian cliches

From a netfriend:

Some suggested buzz words and phrases:

"getting into the Word" (always refer to the Bible as "the Word")

"values"

having "a burden"

"Lord, grant us wisdom" (use the word "Lord" a lot and like a proper name when praying out loud)

"special music"

"witnessing"

"that ministered to my spirit" (talk a lot about "your spirit")

"that was a blessing"

"It's a child, not a choice"

"fellowship"

"pot-luck lunch" (gluttony is the one acceptable sin to evangelicals)

"a godly husband/wife"

"homosexual agenda"

"liberal media"

"prayer and praise"



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