I was talking to a Baptist friend the other day about Baptism...

If I wade in the water...and it is knee deep..am I baptized?? I asked... No..he said..

Well...If I go deeper..and it is waist deep..am I baptized?? No again he said...

Well..If I go shoulder deep?? No again...

Finally I said...well, if I am completely covered with water except for the top of my head...am I baptized...he said nope, still not baptized.

I said...well good...cause the top of the head is where we Methodists do out baptizing!!