DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor?

DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much? -CURIOUS- DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do.

DEAR ABBY: When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, "I've heard a lot about you"? -RITA- DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard.