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The Bible Diet

THE BIBLE DIET

EAT THIS

Clean Land Animals

(Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:1-3, Deut. 14:4-6)

Antelope, bison (buffalo), caribou, deer (venison) like Bambi, elk,

gazelle, giraffe, goat, hart, ibex, moose like Bullwinkle, Santa’s

reindeers (including Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer).

Clean Birds and Insects

(Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:21-23, Deut. 14:20)

Dove, Donald Duck, Partrdige Family, pigeon, ptarmigan, sagehen,

saprrow (and other songbirds like Dolly Parton), swan, types of

locusts that may include crickets, Jiminy Cricket and grasshoppers

Clean Fish

(Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:9, Deut. 14:9-10)

Long Nose Sucker, Common Sucker, Mullet.

DON’T EAT THIS!!!!!

Unclean Land Animals

(Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:4-8, 29-31, Deut. 14:7-8)

Bacon, ham, pork, kangaroo, rabbit, escargot

Unclean Reptiles/Amphibians

(Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:29-30, Deut. 14:7)

Snake, frog

Unclean Fish/Marine Animals

(Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:10-12, Deut. 14:9-10)

Eel, marlin, shark, squid, stugeon, caviar, abalone, clam, crab,

crayfish, lobster, mussel, prawn, oyster, scallop, shrimp, octopus,

squid, calamari

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