Billy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother. "He thinks a lot," replied her mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Billy thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?" ============================= Did you hear about the Irish guy who thought that Alcoholics Anonymous meant drinking under an assumed name? ============================= All the experts have been on TV saying, the one thing that each candidate must do to win. Like . . . Kerry can't look like a know-it-all. And Bush can't be too simplistic. So . .basically, the entire presidential race comes and the dumb guy has to look a little smarter. To win, each guy has to pretend to be more like the other guy. ~ Jay Leno ============================= I had the need to visit the men's room during intermisson at the theatre and had to smile at what was written on the wall: "Jesus Saves" Below this someone had added: "Moses Invests" ============================= LIFE AFTER DEATH: "Do you believe in life after death?" The Boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir." The new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the Boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!" ============================= When my son was graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life. She is a shining example of parenthood and I love her more than words could ever do her justice." At this point he seemed to struggle for words. Looking up and with a sly grin he said, "It's really hard to read my mom's handwriting." ============================= Have you seen this? =============================
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