Man took his wife to the Rodeo:They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said,”This bull mated 50 times last year.”The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”They walked a little further and saw another pen with a signthat said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.”The wife hit her husband and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a signsaying, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”The wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”The husband looked at his wife and said, “Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow every time.” The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical tostable. He should be able to eat soft foods in a week, and is expectedto make a full recovery.

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