Religion NASA scientists discovered a lost day in time. Atheist professor challenges God to keep a piece of chalk from breaking. Son discovers wealth secreted in a spurned Bible. Alabama redefined the value of pi to 3 to bring it in line with Biblical precepts. Scientists drilling in Siberia punch through to Hell. A group known as 'The Second Coming Project' is seeking to clone Jesus from the DNA of holy relics. You must sign a petition to stop Jesus from being portrayed as a homosexual in an upcoming film.* Atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair is circulating a petition to have religious broadcasting banned from American airwaves.* The Rev. Joe Wright offered a controversial prayer at the opening of a Kansas legislative session.* Attorney General Janet Reno defined a cultist as someone "who has a strong belief in the Bible and the Second Coming of Christ . . ."* Mike Hutchinson, a missionary serving in Africa, is about to be hanged for the accidental death of a pedestrian. Prayers are needed for David Allen, a missionary serving in Thailand, who is wasting away from an unknown disease. John Michael Montgomery's song "The Little Girl" is based on a true story.* St. Chad is the patron saint of disputed elections. George W. Bush took a half hour off from glad-handing supporters at a 'thank you' dinner to witness for Christ to a teenage boy.* John Wayne was brought to Jesus thanks to a note from an evangelist's injured teenage daughter.* Marking 'Jedi' as your religion on census forms will force your government to grant it official status. The red dot on a Hindu woman's forehead is nothing more than an indicator of her marital status. Having survived a horrific storm, a slave trader promptly gave up his livelihood, became a Christian, and penned the hymn 'Amazing Grace' in thanksgiving. Woman dies leaping through her car's sunroof when events conspire to convince her Jesus has returned. Man contemplating suicide receives a phone call from Almighty God. Orthodox Jews have marital relations through a hole in a sheet. 7th graders in California are subjected to an intense three-week course in Islam and are forced to pray to Allah and memorize Koran verses. By proclamation of Governor George W. Bush, 10 June 2000 was 'Jesus Day' in Texas. A Saudi Arabian newspaper ran an article claiming that Jews use the blood of Christians and Muslims in foods created to celebrate the Jewish holiday of Purim. Psalm 118 is the center of the Bible. Certain symbols displayed on the packaging of a variety of grocery items signify that their manufacturers have paid a secret tax to the Jews.* Billy Graham and John Wayne had a hand in the creation of the song "It Is No Secret." Teen dies in car crash with dashboard-mounted plastic Jesus in her heart. Quranic verse speaks of the "wrath of the Eagle cleansing the lands of Allah."* Lightning strikes a church during a sermon after preacher identifies thunder as the voice of God. A physician once placed dying patients upon a scale in order to measure the weight of the human soul. While a student, Albert Einstein humiliated an atheist professor by using the "Evil is the absence of God" argument on him.
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