A man was driving home late one night and missed his junction. No one was around so he simply reversed backwards a couple of yards intending to turn into the road he should have done. He hit a car coming towards him but caused no damage. The police came and spoke to both drivers. The man in the car behind had been drinking. The policeman came up to the man in front and said, sorry sir you are free to go the man behind you is so drunk he believes that you were coming towards him in reverse.