Stevie Wonder buttonholed Tiger Woods at the Oscars.

"Hey Tiger, I've always wanted to take you on for a round of golf"

"Don't be stupid. I'm one of the world's best and you're blind!"

"Wait, Tiger! I've been practising, and I've trained caddies to stand along the fairway and call out to me. As I hear them, I hit the ball towards them! In fact, I feel so confident that I'll put up $2 million if you put up $2 million and the winner takes all!"

"Stevie, You're on!"

"Great, Tiger. Name whch night you want to tee off!"