There was a guy whose first English wasn’t English. He had to fill out a
form once.
He got to the section that asked:
Sex?
So he wrote, “Yeah, lots of it”.
3. Marital Status:
____Single
____Married
____Adulterer
A lady who migrated to Australia before me, a few days after arrival
went to the train station to travel to the city. So she went to buy a
ticket.
“Single?”, the officer asked.
Her face turned red, and said, “No, I am married”.
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