Two prawns named Justin and Christian were swimming in the sea. One day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.”

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appeared and said, “Your wish is granted.” Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away. Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close, afraid of being eaten. While out swimming alone one day, he saw the mysterious cod again and couldn’t believe his luck. He begged him to turn him back into a prawn, and finally the cod did.

Justin immediately went to Christian’s house but found that Christian would not let him in, still afraid of being eaten.

Shocked, Justin cried, “I won’t eat you.. that’s the old me. I’ve changed – I’ve found cod, I’m a prawn again Christian!”

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