You old timers probably have heard this one but it was new to me. I post it for those like me.

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Jews consider themselves mavens (experts), however, rarely do the mavens agree:

A Jew who had been shipwrecked on a deserted island for 3 years was finally reached by rescuers.

Proudly, he showed them around the island, pointing out the pastures, the crude irrigation system, and the gardens. At the end of the island were 2 small thatched huts. “And those,” he announced, “are the synagogues.”

“Two of them?” he was asked. “But you’re alone here!”.

“Well, ” he said, “this is the one I pray in. And the other one? I wouldn’t go in if you paid me!”

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