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A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 kilometers each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 kilometers. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be a kilometer ahead of the other two legs, but of course this is not the case. Since the horse is quite normal, how is this situation possible?

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The horse operates a mill and travels in a circular clockwise direction. The two outside legs will travel a greater distance than the two inside legs.

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Stuck in traffic for what felt like eons, I couldn't help but notice the licence plate on the car in front of me.

It read; BAA BAA.

I was clueless untill I looked at the vehicle the plate was attached to. It was a Black Jeep

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A Rabbi and a Priest met at the town picnic and started their usual "kibitzing"

"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the Rabbi. "You really should try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful thing should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Schwartz's prized baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"

The Rabbi looked at the Priest, and with a big grin said, "at your wedding."

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The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much, until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed:

"Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it."

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A 65 year old man went to the doctor for his Class II exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.

The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a helicopter pilot and that's why I'm in such good shape. I 'm up well before daylight, climb all over the helicopter doing my pre-flight inspection, flying all day, etc."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 65 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 84 yrs old and, in fact, he built and flies his own airplane and he went flying with me this morning. That's why he's still alive... he's a pilot too!"

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean your dad is 84 years old and his father is still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "Grandpa is 102 years old and he was a pilot too."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went flying with you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he just got married and he's on his honeymoon."

The doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 102-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

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Wise men speak when they have something to say.

Fools speak when they have to say something.