A man was looking into the Bible for some guidance. Not knowing where to look, he simply opened the Bible randomly and pointed his finger at a passage. Wherever his finger lands, he will take as advice. The first was:

"Judas went out and hanged himself".

Not knowing what to make out of that, he tried again.

This time it said: "Go and do thou likewise."

Completely baffled, he tried a third time.

"Whatever you are to do, do so quickly."