More Bumper Sticker that prove American's have a great sense of humor!


a.. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
b.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
c.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
d.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
e.. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
f.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

h.. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
i.. So you're a feminist ... Isn't that cute.
j.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
k.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
l.. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
m.. Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
n.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
o.. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
p.. God must love stupid people, he made so many.
q.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
r.. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
s.. It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
t.. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
u.. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
v.. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
w.. I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
x.. Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
y.. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

aa.. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
ab.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

ae.. I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
af.. Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.
ag.. Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an ass.
ah.. I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better.