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TODAYS RIDDLE:

While in a pet store, the owner tells you that a rabbit weighs
ten pounds plus half its own weight. How much does the
rabbit weigh?

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20 pounds.
Let W be the rabbit's weight. Then Algebra shows us:
W = 10 + W / 2
W / 2 = 10
W = 20
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The village blacksmith was breaking in a new apprentice.
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He told him, "I'll take the hot horseshoe out of the fire.
When I nod my head, begin to hammer on it."
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And that is how the apprentice became the new
village blacksmith.
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be
nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?"
he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle
costing $50.00.
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"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a
smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit,"
Tim complained.
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Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00
bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see
something really cheap."
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The clerk handed him a mirror.
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Growing old can be soooo hard at times.

Yesterday I got my Preparation 'H' mixed up with my
Poli-Grip.

Now, I walk funny, but my gums don't itch!
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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.
She charged that he had called her a pig. They went to
court, where he was found guilty and fined.
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After the trial he asked the judge, "This means I cain't
call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
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The judge said that was true.
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"Does this mean I cain't call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson'?"
the man asked.
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The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig
Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
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The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said,
"Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
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My apartment was robbed and everything
was replaced with exact replicas.
I told my roomate and he said, "Do I know you?"
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists
elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to
contact us. ----- Bill Watterson
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I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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