Sam Clam and Ollie were life long friends. One day Ollie passed away and went to heaven. . After several months Ollie longed for his old pal Sam Clam. Becoming depressed he went to St. Pete and asked if he could go down to earth and visit with Sam Clam. . St. Pete said he would grant his wish if he promised to keep his harp with him at all times so he could re-enter thru the gates by strumming his harp. Also, that he must be back at the stroke of midnight. . Ollie agreed and with that he was on his way to visit his pal Sam Clam. . Upon arriving on earth, he discovered to his amazement that Sam Clam owned a fancy Disco. He was having so much fun enjoying his time with Sam, that time had slipped by fast. Then he heard clock chimming going on twelve o’clock so he hurried back to heaven as promised. . The next morning St. Pete found Ollie sitting outside the gates weeping. . St.Pete, asked why had he not stummed his harp to enter the gates as he was told. . Ollie sobbed lound and clear that he was very sorry and and sang out, ………. . ” I LEFT MY HARP IN SAM CLAM’S DISCO”

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