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TODAYS RIDDLE :

Which noun, from group B, belongs in group A?
Why?

Group A

Man,
Foot,
Child,
Tooth,
Mouse.

Group B

Girl,
Hand,
Adult,
Toe,
Goose.

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Goose.

The others in group B, can be pluralised by adding an S.

The nouns in group A have the word changed to a different
word to make a plural.
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One dark and gloomy night, a man is hitch-hiking for a ride.
After several hours, he sees a ghost-like car creeping
toward him.
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The car stops and he gets in to find no one behind the
wheel. Frozen with fear, he can't jump or run away.
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The car moves forward and eventually approaches a sharp
curve. The man prays for his life, sure the ghost car
will crash and he'll plunge to his death.
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Suddenly, a hand appears through the window and turns the
wheel. Terrified, the man jumps out and runs to a nearby
bar where he shares his supernatural experience.
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As he finishes, two country boys walk into the bar. One
laughs and says to the other, "Look Bubba, there's the
idiot who rode in our car while we were pushing it."
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Laws of the Universe :
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.
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Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning
you will have a flat tire.
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Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the
one you were in will start to move faster than the one
you are in now. (works every time)

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Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.
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Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
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Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the aisle arrive last
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Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which
will last until the coffee is cold.
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Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people
in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
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Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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SHORT JOKES :
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A thief broke into the local police station and stole all
the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted
as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game
broke out. (Rodney Dangerfield)

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At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin
Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President,
I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you."
He replied: "You lose."
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Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up
man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!"
An extremely long silence follows. "Your money or your life!"
the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I'm thinking!"

A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him,
"Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly.
In the morning, I shall be sober."
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
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The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down,
and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The
insurance company paid for everything."
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"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm
here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed
by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for
everything."
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Looking somewhat confused, the lawyer asked, "How do you
start a flood?"
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We spend the first six years teaching our children to walk
and talk, and the next 15 telling them to shut up and sit down." -
- Dear Abby

If you would like to be included on my "Clean Humor"
list, send a blank email to jhmaida[at]hotmail.com with
"=Include Me=" as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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