January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”….bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

March – Got excited….finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. box said “2-4 years!”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June – Tried to go water skiing…. couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August – Got locked out of car in rain storm….. car swamped, because top was down.

September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October – Hate M&M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days….. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December – Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”….. there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

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