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TODAYS RIDDLE:
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A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day
he went in to work only to find that he could not log in
to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then
he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for
security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had
this conversation:
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Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
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Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, but
if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out
the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your
old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
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Man: "Thanks boss."
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.
What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password?


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The old one was : Out of date
The new one is: Different
He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told
him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
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In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were
made at the altar. Well,maybe times haven't
changed at all !
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Mommy bear and Daddy bear were in divorce court.
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The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear,
"So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?"
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"Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with
Daddy Bear. He beat me."
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"Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear,"
answered the judge.
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"On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear.
She beat me."
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"Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?"
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Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears.
They don't beat anybody!"
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Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey
when the little boy asked whether he could fly like
Superman.
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"Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap
your arms really really hard."
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So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started
flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the
ground just a few inches below.
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Horrified, their mother came screaming into the
room and said, "What the hell happened?!?"
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Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to
believe everything someone tells him."
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Joe, the Governor's most trusted assistant, died
in his sleep one night. The Governor had depended
on Joe for advice on every subject, from pending
bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had
been his closest friend.
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So, it was understandable that the Governor didn't
take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers
who wanted Joe's job. "They don't even have the
decency to wait until the man is buried,"
the Governor muttered.
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At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to
the Governor's side.
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"Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that
I could take Joe's place?"
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"Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better
hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."
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A women's lib speaker was addressing a large
group and said, "Where would man be today if it
were not for woman?"
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She paused a moment and looked around the room.
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"I repeat, where would man be today if it were not
for woman?"
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From the back of the room came a voice,
"He'd be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries."