Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.

Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

Man :How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer:Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher:'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?' Johnny:'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Q: What's the difference between people who pray in Church and those who pray in casinos? A: The ones in the casinos are serious

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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Response 1: What if this boy is NOT the first born in the family :-) ? Also, is it me only, or these jokes do not translate well into English ?

2: What is a sardar? A: Etymology: Hindi sardAr, from Persian 1 a : a person of high rank (as an hereditary noble) especially in India b : the commander of the Anglo-Egyptian army 2 : one (as a foreman) holding a responsible position especially in India

3: Not every joke translates well, but by holding your head at the right angle, squinting the left eye, tongue firmly in cheek, it is possible to have a chuckle every now and then :)