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Anagrams

An anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding:

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity = Is No Amity

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class

Semolina = Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls

I Bet A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Contradiction = Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

Becomes:

"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

And the grand finale: [From the moon, Neil A. Armstrong]

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

Becomes:

"A thin man ran; makes a large stride; pins flag on moon, left planet. On to Mars!"

today'sTHOT============================

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.



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