TODAYS RIDDLE :

What is it? Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

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Counterfeit Money

. ========================== . There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages! . ========================== . "Don't Worry" (Older Than The Hills!!) ----------------------------------- One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.

The crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation.

The supervisor radios back and says, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels...just lean on each other until they arrive." . ========================== . Just For Pun : ---------------------------------- When crazy glue was invented lots of people became attached to it.

Undertakers are nice - they're the last to let people down.

If cats could read they would paws after each claws.

A man played the organ in his garden to get organically grown food.

Some people are on seefood diets: they see food ... they eat it.

Those who make sponges get very absorbed in their work.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

A sleeping cow is also a bulldozer.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. . ========================== . Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic.'"

His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, 'Vote Democratic.'" . ========================== . Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician. I was impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions to my son. When he asked Casey, "Is there anything you are allergic to?" Casey nodded and whispered in his ear. Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to me. Without looking at it, I tucked it into my purse.

Later, the pharmacist filled the order, remarking on the unusual food-drug interaction my son must have. When he saw my puzzled expression, he showed me the label on the bottle.

As per the doctor's instructions, it read: "Do not take with broccoli."