The CELL PHONE and the BIBLE

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?

What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?

What if we flipped through it several times a day?

What if we used it to receive messages from the text?

What if we treated it like we couldn’t live without it?

What if we gave it to kids as gifts?

What if we used it as we traveled?

What if we used it in case of an emergency?

This is something to make you go…”hmmm…where is my Bible…I need it”!!

Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don’t ever have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Graphic Humor & Inspiration is sent as available each weekday.

This list includes items such as photographs, Internet Links,

forwarded e-mails, etc. – items for slower internet connections.

Graphics are provided by subscribers.

Editor: Richard G Wimer

SUBSCRIPTION MANAGEMENT via THE INTERNET:

http://witandwisdom.org/subscriptions.htm

OR

http://lists.tagnet.org/mailman/listinfo/witandwisdom

SUBSCRIPTION MANAGEMENT VIA E-MAIL

To Subscribe

To Un-Subscribe

To Change Address

If you are unable to do this step, skip it and do the second step.

The old address will automatically be removed from the list

when it stops working.

SUBSCRIPTION MANAGEMENT VIA MAIL:

Write: Richard G Wimer

511 West Summer Breeze Lane

Sequim, WA 98382-3705

RICHARD’S OTHER E-MAIL LISTS:

(1)

Animated Humor & Inspiration:

Movie clips, Power Point Shows, etc.

(2)

WITandWISDOM(tm) ISSN 1538-8794

Wisdom, Inspiration, Humor and Trivia

Archive at: http://witandwisdom.org/archive.htm

DONATIONS:

WITandWISDOM.org is a free service that has no income. I volunteer my

time for creating and producing WITandWISDOM(tm), Graphic Humor &

Inspiration and Animated Humor & Inspiration. I invite you to make a

donation. Donations help to facilitate and expand WITandWISDOM.org’s

ministries. There is an ongoing need. Donations are not tax deductible.

For those who make a donation of $25 US, I am offering a gift book which

is a biography of Jesus’ life. This offer is good outside of the United States

if you are able receive Global Priority Mail. The book is titled, Messiah.

I continue to re-read this book because I like it so much. You can read

the first chapter of the book at the following web page.

Some WITandWISDOM.org donors have donated funds so that

others may have the book, “Messiah,” who may not be able to donate

the full $25. Therefore if you would like this biography of Jesus, you may

donate what you can and your donation will be supplemented with these

funds as they are available. I thank all of you for you support of

WITandWISDOM.org by subscribing, prayers, kind notes and donations.

Donation web page: http://witandwisdom.org/donate.htm

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Related Articles:

• Humo[u]r
• Humo[u]r
• ATHEIST HOLY DAY :-)
• Humo[u]r (corny :-)
• Creative words (this list is not for wowsers…)

This work, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Australia License.