...came to visit last week.

His name's Herbert Bosemann but we all call him HB. He's from Pencilvania.

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I got a friend called 4H, he's, well, hard.

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Oh well. 2B or not 2B. That's the question. Never mind what's nobler.

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I got a friend called 2B he is a softy but he can be indecisive about his name. 2B or not 2B

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My chum is called Bob as was his dad but he doesn't like being called son of a B.

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HB always wears a rubber on his tip.

That way he doesn't make mistakes.

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