A blonde girl got the job of Air Stewardess. After training, she went on her first flight. The captain, on arrival in Madrid, told her the favourite bars/hotels/shops etc., and took her to the hotel. He told her the time to be in the Reception the next morning and left. The next morning, no blonde girl !

The captain phoned her room. She was in tears. "I can't get out," she told him. "One door goes to the shower, one is a cupboard and the last has a sign on it saying 'do not disturb'."