Q: What’s the hardest thing about playing golf with your wife?
A: Having to say, “Great shot, Honey!” 142 times
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My wife Carol and I were visiting her 95-year-old grandfather when he asked us to take him to buy a new hat. Carol took me aside. “I’m worried that he doesn’t have enough money, and he’ll be very embarrassed,” she said. So I asked the salesperson to tell my wife’s grandfather that whichever hat he chose cost $15. I would pay the difference.
Grandpa picked out a $60 hat and was charged $15. After he left, I paid the other $45. Later he said, “What a bargain! The last one I bought there cost me $60.
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I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance. She leaned over and pushed me!
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One-Liners :
If at first you don’t succeed, re-define success.
One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people!
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.
Turning the other cheek ensures two bruised cheeks.
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you *idiot*!” the man shouts. “This is her *husband*!”
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