Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…>

a) Innovative>

b) Preliminary>

c) Proliferation>

d) Cinnamon> >

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…>

a) Specificity>

b) British Constitution>

c) Passive-aggressive disorder>

d) Transubstantiate> >

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…>

a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.>

b) Nope, no more booze for me.>

c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.>

d) No kebab for me, thank you.>

e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?>

f) I’m not interested in fighting you.>

g) Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.>

h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-> ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.>

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.>

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning>

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