(From a netfriend:)

... Sing this to the tune Ghostbusters:

theres something weird ,

in your email box,

who you gonna call?

Hoaxbusters

http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/HBMalCode.shtml#virtualcard

Why do people keep on getting taken in by this stuff?

snopes.com is another good place to check before you go blasting off the equivalent of a 'reply to all' about some ancient hoax virus that's going to rape your granny, attack your wife, stomp on your kittens and empty your bank account.

I did like the Irish virus e-mail though, the one that explained that the Irish don't have the know-how to actually write a virus, so please delete all your files, and forward this e-mail to everyone in your address book.