This text reminds me of the ol’ time preacher who shouted ‘Behold I come quickly!’ and thumped the pulpit so hard that it collapsed, and the preacher fell into the lap of an astonished lady in the front row…
‘At least you warned me’ she said
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Shalom! Rowland Croucher
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