From a friend:

One of the funnier Baptist jokes (Baptists tell this one) I ever heard was that as a result of high-level talks many years ago, the Roman Catholics had finally decided to eat meat on Fridays, the Jews came back with their own “high-level” conference and decided that they would finally accept Jesus the Christ as the Messiah, the Baptists huddled for several weeks to try to come up with an appropriate response and after half-a-dozen closed-door conferences that reportedly ALMOST ended in fist-fights, the Baptists finally emerged with the following statement:

Henceforth, the Southern Baptist Conference will agree that Baptists will agree to

smoke drink cuss, dance, play cards, go to movies and fornicate and start ADMITTING it openly.

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