Can’t eat Beef Mad cow

Can’t eat chicken . bird flu

Can’t eat eggs .. Salmonella

Can’t eat pork .. fears of trichinosis…

Can’t eat fish .. heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can’t eat fruits and veggies …
insecticides and herbicides

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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
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