One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales assistant, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the window?” The sales assistant answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for £10.95, Shopping Barbie for £10.95, Beach Barbie for £10.95, Disco Barbie for £10.95, Ballerina Barbie for £10.95, Astronaut Barbie for £10.95, Skater Barbie for £10.95, and Divorced Barbie for £195.95.”
The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £195.95 and the others only £10.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer and ………….one of Ken’s Friends .”
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