So this Vicar is stopped for speeding and the policeman smells alcohol and sees an empty bottle of wine on the passenger side floor and he says, "Have you been drinking, Reverend?". And the vicar says, all innocent like, "Just water, officer.". And the policeman looks over to the bottle: "Well, that looks like wine to me.". "Wine?", says the vicar. "Good Lord, He's done it again!".