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TODAYS RIDDLE :

Change one letter in each word to form the name of a famous person. (Bet Stifler = Ben Stiller)

1. Delta Geese

2. Halve Ferry

3. Since Girl

4. Mew Roan

5. Tint Burner

6. Row Lose

7. Tone Dale

8. Amp Giant

9. Earth Brooms

10. Bray Pita

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1. Della Reese

2. Halle Berry

3. Vince Gill

4. Meg Ryan

5. Tina Turner

6. Rob Lowe

7. Tyne Daly

8. Amy Grant

9. Garth Brooks

10. Brad Pitt

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"

After careful thought, Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."

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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

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Politically correct terms for cat owners :

- My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.

- My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

- My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

- My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

- My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key.

- My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist.

- My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.

- My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

- My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.

- My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

- My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (which should always be the food dish).

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Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Jackie said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?"

The woman shot her an angry look, "Jackie, how dare you talk about your father like that!"

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