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TODAYS RIDDLE :

What is represented with this rebus?

2. Blame

3. Blame

4. Blame

5. Blame

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There is no “One” to blame.

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In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

She posed this question to her students: “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A basketball coach?”

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One-Liners :

Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

That’s about as useful as a football bat!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Never try to outwit a woman unless you are one.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Lending people money sometimes causes amnesia.

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Good Advice :

A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. “What’s the quickest way to York?”

The local scratched his head.

“Are you walking or driving?” he asked the stranger.

“I’m driving.”

“That’s the quickest way!”

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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

“No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.”

“I would dispute that,” answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.”

“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.

“I hardly think so!” responded the lady. “When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.” At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

“No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.”

“I would dispute that,” answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.”

“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.

“I hardly think so!” responded the lady. “When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.”

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WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY…… and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of Your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. And there’s nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you’ve not already done so.

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