Ridiculous Religions

Quotes:

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]

"Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises." [Ambrose Bierce]

"All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few." [Stendahl]

"Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]

"The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to truth." [Richard Robinson]

"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about anything." [Unknown]

"Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]

"What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may not make four." [Russian proverb]