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Friday, 11 January 2008, 10:04:00 PM | Libby Purves

The Number of the Beast – 666 in the book of Revelation – sprang into the news when someone noticed that the Parliamentary motion for disestablishment of the Church of England was tabled as no. 666. Meanwhile a poor mad man in the US thought his hand had a 666 on it and microwaved it. If you want a more upbeat take on the number of doom, this delightful US Catholic site offers such variants as those below (sometimes you could just love American bloggers to bits):

665 Number of the Beast’s Older Brother

667 Number of the Beast’s Younger Sister

664 or 668 Number of the Beast’s Next-Door Neighbors

999 Number of the Australian Beast

66 Number of the Downsized Beast

666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9997856 Number of the Beast on a Pentium

0.666 Number of the Millibeast

X / 666 Beast Common Denominator

0.00150150… Reciprocal of the Beast

-666 Opposite of the Beast

25.8069758… Square Root of the Beast

443556 Square of the Beast

1010011010 Binary Number of the Beast

1232 Octal of the Beast

29A Hexidecimal of the Beast

2.8235 Log of the Beast

6.5913 Ln of the Beast

1.738 x 10289 Anti-Log of the Beast

00666 Zip Code of the Beast

E-mail Address of the Beast

1-866-666-6666 Toll Free Number of the Beast

66.6% Tax Rate of the Beast

(more below…)

$656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)

$55.50 Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments

WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast

DSM-666 (rev) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

66.6 MHz FM Radio Station of the Beast

666o F Oven Temperature for Cooking “Roast Beast”

666k Retirement Plan of the Beast

666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast

Windows 666 Bill Gates’ Personal Beast Operating System

#666666 Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table, no kidding!)

i66686 CPU of the Beast

666-I BMW of the Beast

IAM 666 License Plate Number of the Beast

Formula 666 All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast

WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast

DSM-666 (rev) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

66.6 MHz FM Radio Station of the Beast

666 KHz AM Radio Station of the Beast

66 for 6 A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)

Times on line.

For further variations check out the following:

http://catholic-resources.org/Bible/666.htm

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