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Humor


English language

No wonder non-english speaking people have problems with the language.

The bandage was wound round the wound

The farm was used to produce produce

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse

We must polish the Polish furniture

He could lead if he would get the lead out

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum

When shot at the dove dove into the bushes

I did not object to the object

The insurance was invalid for the invalid

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row

They were too close to the door to close it

The buck does funny things when the does are present

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line

To help with planting the farmer taught his sow to sow

The wind was too strong to wind the sail

After a number of injections my jaw got number

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?



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