You've heard the well-known 'On our death-bed no one says "I wish I'd spent more time at the office, but more with my family/partner/children" ...'

A guy wrote in his will 'I want all my money buried with me.' It created consternation in his family when he died and they read the will.

But his widow said to the children 'Leave it to me.'

As the coffin was lowered into the ground, she leant over and dropped a cheque/check into the ground, and then it was all covered with dirt...