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Supermarket Surround Sound

A new supermarket franchise is opening a whole new experience in shopping…

Their produce departments have automatic water misting systems to keep everything fresh. Each time it goes on, you’ll hear the sound of thunder and you can actually detect the fragrance of fresh rain.

When you approach their dairy sections, you hear cows mooing and you sense the slight pungency of the silage they eat.

If you’re looking for eggs, you’ll hear hens clucking and cackling, and your appetite is stimulated by the aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

Their veggie departments feature the sounds of bird calls and a gentle breeze, with the smell of fresh buttered corn.

It’s a smorgasbord for the senses, though it’s probably best to shop somewhere else if you want to buy toilet paper .

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