A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender..... 'Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,-- 'Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things':

1. 'The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat'

2. 'The bouncer is a blonde girl'

3. 'I'm a 6 foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate'

4. 'The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter'

5. 'The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler' 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters...

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'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'