There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.

A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.

One of the blondes says, “If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day”

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On the return trip, she was alone. Seeing how comfortable the First Class seats looked, she took one, although she had a Coach ticket. Nothing the flight attendant could do could induce her to get up and go to her own seat.

Finally, they called the Captain, who slid into the seat beside her. “Where are you going?” he asked with a smile, and she replied “New York.” The captain whispered something to her and she got up and went back to her seat.

“What did you say to her?” the flight attendant asked, and he said, “I told her we drop the First Class seats off in Chicago.”

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