Mario, age 92, and Lina, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a Chemist.
Mario suggests they go in.
Mario addresses the man behind the counter: ‘Are you the owner?’
The pharmacist answers ‘Yes’.
Mario: ‘We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?’
Pharmacist: ‘Of course we do.’
Mario: ‘How about medicine for circulation?’
Pharmacist: ‘All kinds.’
Mario: ‘Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?’
Pharmacist: ‘Definitely.’
Mario: ‘How about Viagra?’
Pharmacist: ‘Of course.’
Mario: ‘Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?’
Pharmacist: ‘Yes, a large variety…..the works!’
Mario: ‘What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson’s Disease?’
Pharmacist: ‘Absolutely.’
Mario:’ You sell wheelchairs and walkers?’
Pharmacist: ‘All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?’
Mario says to the pharmacist: ‘We’d like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Registry.’
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