Mario, age 92, and Lina, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a Chemist.

Mario suggests they go in.

Mario addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'

The pharmacist answers 'Yes'.

Mario: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Mario: 'How about medicine for circulation?'

Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Mario: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?'

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Mario: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Mario: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety.....the works!'

Mario: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Mario:' You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?'

Mario says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Registry.'